Bondi police have been placed on stress leave after a wild night of celebrations following the Wentworth by-election which saw purple power scuttle the Liberal Party . During the night , police arrested 57 drunken Bananas in Pyjamas , five struggling men claiming to be Malcolm Turnbull , the Vicar of Dibley doing a striptease and the longtime missing Pommie murder suspect Lord Lucan . Some of the jubilant supporters of Dr Phelps are captured below in the Bondi lockup , awaiting court appearance .
An exhausted police spokesman this morning told Little Darwin most of the Bananas in Pyjamas were lefty ABC staff members eager to make life difficult for the Coalition which has been waging war on the national broadcaster with the support of the Murdoch media maulers . The stressed officer said he would never complain again about drunken Irish packpackers who call the beach area County Bondi .The elephant had made a helluva mess in the cells , and had kept on trying to insert its trunk up the station sergeant's trouser leg in search of an apple .
In breaking news from Canberra, award winning political roundsman Argus Tuft says a Wailing Wall is being constructed in the Liberal Party Funk Bunker at which members of the broad and much deformed church will kneel.
In further shock news, Tuft also claims PM Scott Morrison is likely to resign from parliament and take up a remunerative new post as spin doctor for a brand new brand of whiter than white washing powder.
SCOMO URGED TO STOP HAPPY BACK CLAPPING
Terrified and angry backbenchers , Tuft adds , will move that the PM refrain from his bad habit of clapping people on the shoulder and saying they are jolly good fellows because it is like the kiss of political death . They point out he was all the way with PM Turnbull, said they were Siamese twins joined at the shoulder , and Malcolm was knifed , dumped ; Dave Sharma was also clapped on the shoulder and he was crushed by an Adani Bondi iceberg . Speaking of icebergs , cartoonist David Rowe of the Australian Financial Review provided a Titanic angle to the by-election which featured a nasty brown looking floater for which Bondi used to be infamous .
