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The Coalition juggernaut has issued firm instructions to Adelaide road building plants to tar and cover with gravel troublesome Independent SA Senator , Nick Xenophon ,and his car , if he does not support government Bills. Support the slashing government and he can be assured of a year's supply of pre-loved Adelaide pie floaters , autographed by Christopher Pyne .
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BERLIN : It is widely tipped here that one of
Germany’s notorious road building
fanatics - Adolf Schicklgruber – will
head the Abbott Government’s monster infrastructure program. Herr Schicklgruber
was responsible
for the construction of many autobahns throughout Germany .
Prime Minister Abbott , who says
he wants to be known as the Infrastructure PM, plans to spend $11.06 billion building autobahns and
tunnels all over the wide brown land . The
autobahns will double as
airfields during war games with our American and Japanese allies.
They will also be used
to take on mystery flights the
hordes of high roller
Chinese gamblers from the 57
new casinos to be built in
Australia.Tunnels will serve
the dual purpose as large government
run mushroom farms which will boost dung production . From his padded
bunker in the Treasury Building , Schicklgruber this morning
said he had seen an entertaining video about this
man Abbott and
looked forward to meeting him in his monastery . Schicklgruber will
bring to Canberra his tubby Italian assistant , Benito , to help
get the railways running on time.
