Thursday, July 17, 2014

BATTERED SHIP OF STATE LIMPING TOWARDS BERMUDA TRIANGLE

CANBERRA :There is growing  hysteria   here  in  the  national capital as  the battered    SS  Coalition , increasingly resembling  the  ill-fated  Titanic , seeks landfall in  the  Stafford  by-election. Captain  Abbott continues to make pious  statements  to  the   nervous  crew who will soon don their  leather  Turnbull  lifejackets   in a  frantic bid to  save their scurvy hides  at  the next  Federal election .