Looking saddle sore and grim , as if they had been galloping all over the nation and the South Pacific , chasing votes and the colt from old Regret, Prime Minister Scott Morrison's group was snapped soon after applying horse liniment to sore parts at the Snowy Hydro 2.0 project photo opportunity .
As the next stage in the Snowy River project, much loved by Malcolm Turnbull before his stablemates sent him to the knackery , is shovel ready, the PM decided to shovel a heap of money on it to try and save the Coalition from going down the gurgler at the election , in large part due to its fake climate change policy in which the Shetland pony riding school expression "canter " was repeatedly and erroneously used .
It followed the PM's announcement in Hobart to run an umbilical cord from Tassie to Victoria to guarantee the lights stay on during the Moomba Festival and Lygon Street cafes and massage parlours always have power. Finance Minister Senator Mathias Cormann looks as if he would rather be on a holiday in Singapore floating about in a pool on a VIP inflatable horse ring than taking part in the announcement .
Energy Minister Angus Taylor always looks as if he has a prickle under his saddle cloth which causes his mount to pigroot while he is vainly explaining the Coalition's energy policy in public . A representative of the military brought up the rear to check the river for illegal boats. All four men , it will be noticed, presented themselves as unbranded cleanskins-their ties discarded .---(Apologies to Banjo Paterson and Mr Ed , the talking horse, also Mr Ed , a former talkative US ambassador to Australia .)
Energy Minister Angus Taylor always looks as if he has a prickle under his saddle cloth which causes his mount to pigroot while he is vainly explaining the Coalition's energy policy in public . A representative of the military brought up the rear to check the river for illegal boats. All four men , it will be noticed, presented themselves as unbranded cleanskins-their ties discarded .---(Apologies to Banjo Paterson and Mr Ed , the talking horse, also Mr Ed , a former talkative US ambassador to Australia .)
