Looking as if he needs to be placed on life support , this graphic photograph of dishevelled looking Health Minister Greg Hunt was taken when he received the shock news that Julia Banks is going to take a scalpel to him in his electorate seat .
Readers of this AMA approved blog will notice that Hunt had difficulty doing up his tie . For ages, the Coalition Funk Bunker spin doctors and fashionistas have been urging Hunt to improve his public image by at least managing to get his tie done up straight and to remove the gutta - percha stud from view .
In addition , he does not use the knot approved by Sir Robert Menzies- the Windsor knot- for true blue Liberal Party members who do but see Lizzie Two Stroke passing by . Yet Hunt continues to wear an untidy looking Baden-Powell boy scout slip knot.
Sir Robert , the Liberal Party's yesteryear hero , resuscitated time and time again in the past year by the scared , mad Libers , wore an exceedingly big Windsor knot when he tried to stand over that Egyptian troublemaker chap , General Gamal Abdel Nasser , during the Suez Crisis.
It is reported that Nasser told the Mother Country where to go and Sir Robert , red faced , departed in a huff, lobbed back in the slumbering Lucky Country and stepped up warnings about Reds under the beds for a decade or more .
Even the execrable lefty organisation , the ABC, correctly portrayed babbling Sir Robert's desire to be correctly knotted in the neckerchief department , in the above Sammy J's audacious Christmas skit . Sammy , it will be noted, sported a Windsor , as did Santa , but it could not be seen because he is a hippie and does not shave .
Julia Banks bullying and scaring the well knotted Coalition boyos by telling them the truth after PM Malcolm Turnbull fell victim to the club's hangman's knot . Little Darwin has been reliably informed, as always , that the Mayor of Katherine , in the Northern Territory , Fay Miller is organising a massive buffalo steak sandwich fund raiser for Banks . Ms Miller demanded and received an apology, after six months , from Hunt for a reported tirade of abuse when she tackled him over the serious PFAS contamination problem in Katherine.
