CANBERRA : The Coalition Funk Bunker is in another state of utter shock after PM Scott Morrison chose to drink mineral water from a plastic bottle during his latest foray into FourX country . On his ill fated earlier bus tour of the Sunshine State in a Japanese Zero , he bombed out when he dropped his can of beer in public, which did not impress the locals .
The latest trip up north has been likened to a Hallelujah and Hubris Sunday School Picnic , with plenty of lollywater ,in which Cabinet members repeatedly put up their hands to get permission to leave the room and draw evil devil horns on grotesque faces of Bill Shorten and his man-boobs during a fun run .
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In a familiar old political slogan , the PM emphatically promised to get the Indian built trains to run on time in Brisbane , otherwise several of the high ranking Queensland Rail officials would be given a Katter cane toad shooter and sent to the front line in Ethiopia, almost certainly ending up sopranos.
ANOTHER BUS TRIP PLANNED !!!
Little Darwin can exclusively reveal, believe it or not , that the PM is planning another major bus trip-this time in the Top End of the Northern Territory. Darwin's popular tourist bus will be refurbished to sleep the entire cabinet on a marathon election campaign drive from Mindil Beach to Rabbit Flat in the Tanami Desert .
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Bus outside museum Spider Exhibition .
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The massive cost of converting the bus is expected to revive the Northern Territory's crook economy . Even so , there will not be enough room for all ministers in the plush bus, Christopher Pyne and Greg Hunt , who deserve each others company , will be towed along behind in a French designed and built nuclear powered pop up trailer.
According to a Funk Bunker leak , the PM will wear a Crocodile Dundee outfit throughout the epic outback bus safari in a desperate bid to impress Territorians . Like Dundee , he will try to acquire the skill to mesmerise a buffalo so that he can do the same to glassy-eyed voters elsewhere in the nation .
