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CANBERRA:The renowned former Australian Foreign Minister , Julie Bishop , is seen here farewelling the lowly Coalition oyster spat grimly clinging to the slippery pylons in the House of Representatives, wearing a dazzling pearly white shift bought from a Vinnies op shop in the Curtin electorate .
Her undoubted brilliant future career is unknown at this stage . However , award winning political journalist Argus Tuft claims she will become a roving ambassador for internationally famous Paspaley Pearls or Mikimoto ... no relation to Mickey Savage , a former New Zealand Labor Prime Minister .
It is well known that Ms. Bishop has a vast wardrobe of pearls, said to be greater even than those in Davey Jones's Locker, some of which she flashed in the United Nations in New York
According to Argus Tuft , Paspaley Pearls has made a lucrative offer to Bishop to travel the world draped in ropes of fabulous pearls promoting its exotic range of jewellery . Tuft says the sporting Paspaley people will even allow her to use as many chokers as she wants on those who did not vote for her when Malcolm Turnbull was reduced to seafood chowder .
In addition , they will permanently project her final appearance in parliament , in that pearly white sheath and red shoes , on one of the Paspaley towers in Darwin .
Another interesting proposition being examined by her is the star role in a film, backed by a major shareholder in Helloworld , with the fetching title , The Parliamentary Adventures and Perils of Pearl Pureheart .
