It is that trying part of the year in the Territory capital known as Mango Madness Time . To add to the strain, it is also the build up to Christmas. A Little Darwin roving and raving reporter stopped in his tracks strolling about the Darwin CBD when he came across a shop - VIVA LA BODY- with its display of fetching dresses on dummies . This was not due to him being a cross dresser , but because there was also a sign offering organically grown , pesticide free mangoes for $15 a box , the mangoes displayed in the window . A few days later, going back to again ogle the bodies and the succulent mangoes in the window , our weirdo reporter could not believe his eyes . Not only were there different garments but flowers and audacious , colourful packets of soap to stuff Christmas stockings with names such as Cock Wash, Pussy Wash and Ass Wash !!! Obviously these are American products as it is a known fact that the Yanks cannot tell the difference between a braying ass and their derriere.