Friday, November 21, 2014

VIVA LA BODY & ITS MADE IN AMERICA PRIVATE PARTS

A strange  Darwin  window shopping experience



It is that trying  part of the year in the Territory capital  known as  Mango  Madness Time . To add to the strain, it is also  the build up  to Christmas. A Little Darwin  roving  and  raving   reporter stopped  in  his  tracks strolling about  the  Darwin  CBD  when  he  came  across  a shop - VIVA LA BODY- with  its display of  fetching  dresses on  dummies . This was not due to him being a cross dresser , but because there was  also a  sign offering  organically grown , pesticide free  mangoes  for  $15 a box , the mangoes displayed in the  window . A few days later, going  back to  again  ogle  the  bodies and  the succulent  mangoes in  the window , our  weirdo reporter  could not believe his  eyes . Not only  were  there different  garments but flowers  and audacious , colourful packets of  soap  to  stuff Christmas stockings  with   names  such  as  Cock Wash, Pussy Wash and  Ass Wash !!! Obviously these  are American products  as it is a known  fact that  the Yanks cannot  tell the  difference  between  a  braying  ass  and   their  derriere.