CANBERRA : Inspired by the feisty Speaker of the Northern Territory Legislative Assembly, Kezia Purick , who threatened to castrate a Federal minister , the angry House of Representatives Speaker , Bronwyn " Kicker" Bishop, who has so far booted out some 285 politicians , all but five Laborites, is eager to apply the same shock treatment to troublesome members who defy her during Question Time . Pistol packing Purick took a shot at the Minister for Social Services and free Cupid Cuddling Counselling , Kevin Andrews, when he said marriages are more stable than de facto relationships .
On Facebook, Purick let fly with the farm blunderbuss at Andrews , who has hair darker than that of Andrew Peacock in his prime : "Listen here you pooncy, pasty faced person from some pissant place that no one cares about , half my electorate are probably in de facto relationships and they are happy living people who do their best for their families and their communities." They worked hard ,tried their best and believed that you judge people by their deeds , not some piece of paper.
|Minister Andrews fighting off Purick's whopper ring .|
Later , again on Facebook , Purick said she was fed up with "bastard snakes " who eat her chooks , silkies and chickens . Recently , her mother , a former Territory politician who was seen knitting in parliament and at public gatherings , made the NT News when it was reported that her pet lamb , below , had disappeared and a snake is suspected as the culprit .
|Mother Purick's succulent Lamb Chop in an |
Alan Jones hessian bag.
Little Darwin has received a tip off that Mr Hissy, a large python which used to live in the roof of the Arnhem Nursery residence at Humpty Doo has been seen in the area. A smaller python has taken up residence in the roof at the nursery and recently hissed at the bobcat operator , Kerry Byrnes , when he warned it not to eat a small dog it was eyeing off .... Then again, the lamb could have been snaffled by a human rustler as there are many of them living in a de facto relationship with a butcher and grouse cook in the Darwin rural area .