Passengers on an Air North flight from Townsville to Darwin were entertained by a sporting gent in shorts with a T-shirt made up of headings from madcap stories in the Northern Territory News,such as Why I put a Cracker up my Clacker and the odd Horny Goat who fell in love with an emu . It being a short flight of two and half hours , he made himself comfortable and quaffed a tinny or two. Frequently, he jumped up to go to the loo . A passenger who enjoyed reading the newspaper headings on the T-shirt each time he passed by , opined the toot runner had an Adder in his Bladder .Then the guy attracted additional attention by pulling out his smartphone and playing an app fishing game. There he was , relaxed...a tinny in a holder in his right hand and the fishing rod (phone) raised high in his left .The rod was flicked and the line reeled in . Bemused passengers shook their heads , cabin staff checked him out . From a distance , it seemed there was a Cockatoo on the smartphone when the line was reeled in .