Saturday, March 22, 2014

MONGOLIAN TROTTING DUCK DANCE BY COALITION CELEBRITY HEADHUNTER BACKFIRES

 
Bill   Shorten  on  a  bad  hair  day  in Canberra .
We  all know  how   Salome  and  her alluring   dance of  the  seven veils  so   pleased King Herod  he  rewarded her with the head of John the  Baptist  and  a  box  of  Cadbury’s  Magic  Biblical   Moments . 
 
During  Question Time in the House  of   Representatives  the  other  day ,  Foreign  Minister  Julie  Bishop   performed  the  mesmerising  Mongolian Trotting  Duck  Dance as  part  of the  Coalition  dual  campaign  to  get  the   head  of  ALP leader   Bill  Shorten  and   also  influence  the   rerun  of  the Senate  Strictly   Ballroom  voting  competition  in  WA.
  
 
Monotonously  delivering  the  orchestrated  message   that  the ALP  is  anti-WA because of  the  carbon  and  mining taxes , Ms Bishop  was  asked  a  Dorothy  Dixer about  a  Mongolian  trade mission  in  Australia .  How on earth  could   this  possibly  be   used  as   part of  the  diabolical  plot  to  get  Shorten’s  head on a  platter  and  convince  WA  to  put  the  boot into  the  ALP, the  Greens, Palmer's United Party and any  other   pests  who  insist  in exercising their democratic rights ?

Well,  jivey  Guys  and Dolls ,   Minister  Bishop , a veteran celebrity dancer  and gnome botherer  , bounded  up  to  the  despatch   box  brandishing  a  song  sheet  and  railed  against  the  ALP , a  large   brooch  like the Star of   India  pinned  to  her lapel , obviously  a  bugging  device which  will  be  activated when  she  graces   Timor- Leste  with  a visit .  Wonder  what  Germaine  Greer  thinks  about  Bishop’s clobber,  bling  and  hairstyle ?   Any  churnalist  is  welcome  to  follow  up  this  angle.

Prancing  about  like  a   French   Apache dancer , Bishop  said the     Mongolian  economy , like  Western  Australia,   was  driven   by   its  mining   resources .    Mining  companies ,   like Rio Tinto , were  welcome  there .   Mongolia’s  fledgling  mining  industry  and  its  economy   had  benefited    from   a   “ failed  mining  tax”.  Now   the   peculiar  connection   between   Mongolia   and   the  hysterical   WA senate  election  campaign   became   crystal  clear.
 
 
 With  respect , Cyclops  suggests  the  spin doctor who  got the  Foreign Minister   to  perform  the  Mongolian  Trotting  Duck  caper    should  be  repeatedly  beaten  about  the  head  with  the  jawbone  of  an  ass.  Why ?...  Because  a  cursory examination of  the  Mongolian  mining situation  raises  questions about   corruption ,  extensive  environmental  damage ,   the   stampede   of   investors  from  China , Russia , the US  , Australia  and  elsewhere ,  all   wanting   to   cash  in  on   the  copper, coal, uranium  deposits , and the associated massive  pollution of  the capital , the   break  down  of  society , widespread  drunkenness.

The 2013 Global Corruption Barometer rated Mongolia one of the most corrupt   countries  in  the  world , followed  by  Liberia . On September 16  of  that  year the  leaders of  Mongolia’s  Fire Nation (Gal Undesten in Mongolian), an environment  and human rights coalition, organized a mass protest  in front of  the Mongolian Parliament.  

They  were protesting   against   a proposal    by  the  government  to amend   legislation  with a  long  title - Law to  Prohibit  Mineral Exploration and Mining Operations at the  Headwaters  of Rivers , Protected ones of  Water Reservoirs  and  Forested  Areas. This was  described as the only significant Mongolian law  protecting nomadic  herders’ traditional  lands and  watersheds from further  radioactive  and chemical contamination, diversion of  rivers  and land-grabbing . It  was claimed  mining companies were  ignoring   the  law , destroying  pastureland  and   watersheds , with  no  government  enforcement.
Unhappy Mongolian herdsman  fires protest at parliament .
Of   10 protestors arrested, six were detained on the charge “group attempt to severely threaten well-being of society”.  Defense lawyers argued that  was no victim in the case  but they  were prohibited  from mounting   a  substantial  defense.   One report said there was  substantial  evidence that  Mongolian government agents used “dirty tricks”  typical of thugs, terrorist organizations and state security agents (e.g. C.I.A., Stasi, MI-6, SAVAK,  F.B.I., etc.),  indicating    the Mongolian state  security  apparatus.
On January  21   this year , the six civil society leaders  were sentenced to prison.  Defendants  J. Ganbold, G. Boldbaatar, D. Tumurbaatar, S. Dashtseren and Ts. Munkhbayar received 21 years and six months (reduced from 22 years and six months for time served since 16 September 2013).  The sixth man, M. Munkhbold was sentenced to two years for supplying weapons.  When the verdict and sentences were delivered in court, the wife of J. Ganbold (suffering  from  ovarian  cancer) fainted; others shouted and cried.

The six men, all 50-60 years of age, were reportedly  interrogated under harsh conditions in state detention cells.  One of the six, J. Ganbold, was  reportedly in danger of losing his hand after police removed a cast and refused him medical treatment.  When Mr. Ganbold’s wife pleaded  with the court for her husband to receive treatment, the chief investigator derided her, declaring that her husband and the others deserved to suffer, implying they were  traitors of  the state. Most of these leaders had  previously been arrested in the long struggle to defend Mongolia from  what was described the  hydra of Western industries of exploitation :  mining, “development”, “nature conservation”, and foreign “aid” and “charity”.

Foreign Minister Bishop  boasted that  an “ Australia-Extractives Program” agreement  will utilise  Australia’s expertise  in   Mongolia  to  help  ensure  the benefits of  the  mining  sector  help  the  entire  population. It  would  be nice to  think  this   expertise  will  be  applied  back  home  in Australia. On top  of  this  helping  hand , Australia   has  entered  a  $5million partnership  with  the World  Bank  to  help “strengthen  management  of groundwater resources ” in  the southern  Gobi   region.  If  there is  any  money left  in the  kitty , it  would be  jolly   nice  if   the Federal government coughed  up   for  an   in-depth  investigation  into  the  impact  of  fracking  on   our   artesian  waters , rivers , prime  agricultural   regions ,   the   health  and wellbeing of communities .
Wearing  a  diamante Flacco kiss curl and flashing her ivories , Bishop in tete- a- tete  with  US Secretary of State John   Kerry , who needs  a  short  back  and  sides .