The reason
why so many
business mugwumps are
weak- kneed is because
they have not
stopped hitting the expense account free
grog since the
Abbott moonshiners were elected
to office.
Staying upright is
therefore difficult . Captains of
commerce know that the
Abbott regime intends to lash the daylights out
of the
workforce and have been celebrating ever since.
Our exclusive photograph, above, shows
a typical Tory
businessman , weak at the
knees after a
six month long bender
, being
pushed in
a stretch limo
wheelbarrow by an
underpaid Irish 457 Visa
worker to the rowdy , marathon
knees up at
the Melbourne
Club.
The government
recently called
on the nation’s
businessmen to stop
being weak –kneed and take a strong stand
against the workforce .
This action would
let overseas investors
know that we
are soon to become Australia Felix –the
skinned cat continent
- open for business
as a brand
new , make- a - quick-buck , and help bugger up
the environment in the process , sweatshop.
Dame Mabel
Tosspot, wife
of Liberal Party patron , businessman
Sir Toby Tosspot , today
filed for divorce , claiming her husband
had been inebriated
ever since Tony
Abbott won
the election last
September . Each night ,
she claims , Sir Toby
totters through the
door , falls to his knees
like Toulouse Lautrec, and addresses
her blotto voce , offering here a
fortune if she will massage
his kneecaps with horse liniment to ease
the
pain. Instead, she horse
whips him, which he seems to enjoy, being a kinky beast .
