Wednesday, March 12, 2014

DARWIN IN THE DARK AGES

The blackout  in Darwin which closed  down the Top End  brings  to  mind  similar   events . Cyclone Tracy battered  the  Darwin powerhouse  and  for a long time  afterwards there were  intermittent  power  cuts . Appointed the  head of  the Darwin Reconstruction  Commission , after the  first  chief , Sir Leslie Thiess , departed , the  dynamic  former  Brisbane  Labor  Lord Mayor, Clem Jones , was  about to enter  a  lift at the  Travelodge  in  the city  when the  power suddenly  went  out.
 
He asked  the head  of the NT  Department of  Works (and Jerks ), who had been in Darwin  for  many  years, responsible for the running of the powerhouse , why  the  blackout . He  was  told  it was  the Wet season  and  things  like this  were  to be  expected.  Why ? Clem insisted. The  Wet.  This  constant  theme  of  blaming  the   Wet  annoyed .

Irritated , a  man of action , Clem drove with the Works bod to the powerhouse  and   began to  question  the  staff . What he  heard  and saw did not  impress  him.  However, the  power  supply   problems continued for  a  long   time.   Some parts of  the  turbines had  to  be imported  from  Scandinavia .

In one episode ,  the  power  kept   cutting  in and  out  during a Supreme Court hearing  into charges  connected with the arrival  of  a boat in Darwin from Asia  loaded to the gunwales with  bales of  marijuana . Reporter  John  Loizou , who ended up  owning   and  living  on  the  boat , with  typical  gusto , told  me  how  the sweaty  judge, sitting in the gloom,  had  finally  told  the  bar table   they  would  just  sit  there in the dark,   glaring   at  each  other , waiting  to  see  if  the  power came  back  on .

The  blackouts  were so  frequent  the situation was  debated in the NT Legislative  Assembly as a matter of urgency   before  a  packed public  gallery, which included the one and only “White Hunter” - Alan  Alexander–Stewart .
 
 
Obviously a lateral thinker , convinced that the pollies  had  no solution to the problem, he jumped up and electrified the  gathering when he said  the obvious answer was  to  get  a submarine  to come to Darwin  and  run a long cable  from its  generator  to  the  powerhouse. At that  stage, the  Speaker ordered the  White Hunter to  be removed ; he  limped  out.  So, following  up his brilliant , untried   solution , we sincerely suggest   that   when  President Obama  gets off  the  phone to Putin, he  send  a  spare nuclear  submarine   to  Darwin   with  a long  extension  cord  to  guarantee  that  the  lights  go  on  all  over  the Top End so  that  the   Marines  are not  plunged  into  darkness  during  joint  exercises .