The move by
disgruntled banana growers to
start the NT Freckled Banana Party in
Darwin seems to be
gaining momentum. One unhappy grower,
who says he has
been ruined by the NT
government bowing to pressure
from the “ Queensland
banana mafia, ” is
compiling compost / dirt files
on CLP pollies .
A bloke
involved in trying to
control the
outbreak of freckles , with a typical
Aussie sense of humor , we
are informed by a man
who regularly claims
to be Lady
Finger in the Mitchell
Street nightclub precinct each Saturday night
, is about
to order a
T-shirt with the message :
IT IS BETTER
TO HAVE A FRECKLE
ON YOUR BANANA
THAN A BANANA
UP YOUR FRECKLE
.
You
could insert OR A CRACKER somewhere in this ditty. While
commercial banana
growers are being compensated , hobby farmers are being left blowing in the wind and are
fighting mad.
