Wednesday, March 15, 2023

FURTHER MISTREATMENT OF MERMAID

The mutilated fibreglass mermaid at the entrance  to Magnetic Island  now has a plastic bottle jammed  into the cavity where her head used to be , according to our vigilant Shipping Reporter, who took this exclusive  photograph . The waterfront roundsman , the only one north of  Coogee Bay, Sydney, says he   is  gathering  some  interesting  follow up news on the poor mermaid, which will be revealed soon .

 Her  arrival and  subsequent   mistreatment , including  the  ripping off of  her head  and  arms not properly covered  by  the  mainland  media. In one outrageous event, she  was  topped  with  a repulsive drawing of  Prime Minister  Scott  Morrison's  kisser  on  a  piece of  cardboard .

 Where else in the  world would a  lifesize  mermaid turn up  at  the  entrance of  a tourist attraction, sit  there for  many  months , sport a PM's head , and  receive  so  little  coverage  from the local media , which  deserves  to be regularly  jabbed  with  King  Neptune's  rusty  trident  ?