Monday, March 20, 2023

CAPTAIN COOK DEMANDING RETROSPECTIVE DANGER MONEY

Famous explorer Captain James  Cook  has lodged  a  belated  claim for  danger money  after  visiting   Magnetic Island  , off  Townsville, North Queensland .  His  ship's compass   went  crazy  when  he approached  the  island   in the  l770s   ,  so  he named  the  place  Magnetical Island   or   Headland , the  latter  because it  could  have been a  peninsula .

Now it is well known as Magnetic Island  , Townsville's so  called  Jewel in the Crown  tourist  destination .

During a recent   visit  back to the island  aboard a cruise  ship , Captain Cook  went  ashore and  was shocked to see that Compass Crescent  ,  which  runs  off  Sextant Drive,  Nelly Bay , looks like a marine  disaster  site , the gutters  blocked  .   

 

A friendly native informed  him  Compass   Crescent   had  been reduced to  this  dangerous  state  following   heavy rain  months ago   which washed a lot  of  granite, sand, dirt   and  leaves  down  from the   hills . 

Captain Cook  looked down a stormwater  drain and  was surprised to see   what  looked like  a  coconut  growing   within ,  or  it could have  been one of  Captain  Bligh's  troublesome  breadfruit  plants .   Keen  to  get back to the  safety  ,  luxury  and  well stocked  bars of  the  cruise ship , Captain Cook   said  Magnetic Island   is obviously a  dangerous  destination  for  mariners and drunken  pedestrians  , there being 20 known  wrecks in  the  surrounding  waters ,  

On  reflection ,  he  now  felt he should  receive  danger money from  the Royal Navy and   King  Charles lll  for  sailing  along the  coast  in 1770 , without a map ,exposing himself and crew to  the hidden  dangers of  the island  and  hitting  the  reef  off   Cooktown .

Since his inspection of  Compass  Crescent  there has been a  burst water main  in  the  area  and  sluice  valves   have  been   operated  on .