Following the disastrous result for the Liberal Party in the Victorian election , the Coalition has been advised to improve its God-awful image in future by selecting new candidates who look and act like Tarot card Fools
According to award winning political reporter, Argus Tuft, the Liberal Party Funk Bunker is in deep shock after Dan Andrews romped home , despite the toxic media campaign run against him by members of the Adams Family , Uncle Fester of the Melbourne Club playing a leading part .
As the Liberal Party is collapsing nationwide like a house made out of a pack of cheap made in China playing cards reconstituted from repulsive imported Aussie plastic waste , it has been advised by a consultant to revamp its image by imitating Tarot Fools on a very long journey back to power.
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To this end , thousands of copies of the above informative book will be distributed throughout Coalition branches and used as a guide to win back voters . It has already been noticed that the cover fool strongly resembles the Victorian Liberal Leader , Matthew Guy, who , exposed to unusual sunny Melbourne weather during the campaign ,smiled like a loon while conceding defeat . He later developed prickly heat and went into quarantine .
Argust Tuft claims the Liberal Party and its hangers on , the Nationals , who like sticking their snouts in the truffles trough, have been told the Coalition needs an impressive federal leader like the following fool ,wearing two hats , carrying another in a hatbox , accompanied by a rabid dog, to raise its chances of getting back into power by the 2092 Leap Year.
