Wednesday, November 17, 2021

SECRET TRIALS FOR AUSTRALIAN TENNIS OPEN WITHOUT VACCINATED PLAYERS


 In  an undisclosed, typical  sunny Melbourne location , tests are being conducted   using   dogs  as   ball  boys  in   tennis   matches and  lashings  of Nick's  garlic- laden Greek  salad  , rather than traditional  Wimbledon  strawberries  and  cream  , to  kill  the  virus  and  prevent  knee  injuries .