The latest sales gimmick in the fiercely competitive bra market is one with a super expandable wrap around pouch that enables the wearer to store a tonne of mangoes , in the process turning a flat chested damsel into a modern Mae West , Big Bertha or Billy Bunter, whatever takes your fancy .
The brilliant idea for this invention was inspired by The Bra Tree at Arcadia , Magnetic Island , surrounded by hundreds of fallen , tasty mangoes on the pathways.
A visiting , leading fashion designer got the idea for the whopper bra when she was continually hit on the head by falling mangoes while taking a coffee break at the nearby Bra Tree Cafe .
Wearers of this 3D bra, in technicolour , she said, would be able to scoop up all feral mangoes , put them in the handy pouch, and make a pile of steaming chutney when they get home in time to watch an SBS food show and wow dateless and desperate farmers on the dating app .
