After dark scoop by James F. Oram
Pill- popping Australian Broadcasting Corporation head , Ita Buttrose , will shock the forces of media madness when she hits Sky/News Corp with a massive lawsuit during the Chinese New Year.
According to secret documents unearthed by respected late night horror movie presenter, James Oram , the ABC will charge that a large part of Sky Television's programming is clearly based on Shaun Micallef's Mad As Hell .
In particular , the ABC will claim that Sky panel discussions are clearly a copy of Mad as Hell's regular Wisdom of the Elderly segment in which silly old buggers make fools of themselves .
ABC insiders have confidentially informed Oram that Ita regularly watches replays of Mad as Hell, as it eases the strain of News Corp, Sky , conservative knuckleheads and obvious Coalition trolls in social media constantly attacking the ABC.
Forced to watch the dreary after dark part of Sky as part of her media watch, Buttrose was stunned to see so much looks and sounds as if it is out of Mad as Hell , especially the Wisdom of the Elderly skits.
So much so, she called Shaun Micallef into her office and accused him of moonlighting for Sky !!! Of course, he denied such treachery .
However , James Oram is confident that the slimy Kraken out of Mad as Hell will take over the job of Alan Jones on Sky . Jones , sadly, was recently devoured by a giant white pointer shark while throwing somebody into the sea in a hessian bag at Bondi . His replacement by the Kraken will be proof positive that Mad as Hell is being copied by Sky .
Oram says the name of the presenter inside the Kraken suit who will take over from The Parrot is a closely guarded secret at Sky , but his first name is Gerard.
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Watch this space for further exclusive , non-fake news by Oram about the ABC board's decision to aggressively take on its critics .
