Royal mail delivers unique British diary.
The late delivered RSPCA Christmas card , above, from relatives in what used to be called the Mother Country, contained the following graphic folded account of what had happened to them and their pets this fateful year.
Freezing couple in Ireland , with fond memories of sunny Australia , are thinking of moving to Spain to thaw out. There the Australian husband's rare skill of turning coathangers into aeroplanes will no doubt entertain the locked down matadors , their unemployed bulls and dogs.