President Trump today claimed the FBI has a huge file proving that one of the world's most influential people, actor and documentary film producer , Michael Moore , has been conspiring with the Russians to influence the upcoming presidential election.
And in a shock development, Michael Moore freely admitted he has been engaged in secret talks with Russian President Vladimir Putin .
"I am making a remake of the mad movie The Russians Are Coming , with a modern twist ," Moore confessed." It will undergo a name change - The Russians Are In Trump Towers". One of those luxury towers is in Hawaii-wonder if ScoMo was entertained there?
In search of Russian actors, Moore said he went to Moscow . On arrival , he had been arrested by the KGB and taken to see President Putin.
Surprisingly, Putin had been wildly enthusiastic about the project- as long as he could play the part of the submarine skipper in the new version of the film . He had kindly offered to supply a nuclear powered sub as a prop which would be moored off Coney Island , New York .
Putin even offered to invest in the film as he has a few idle billion dollars here and there . He is said to be possibly the richest man in the world-200 billion !!!-which raises a lot of questions , makes Democrat Bloomberg look like a pauper, but could just be CIA faux news .
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According to Moore, the Russian leader strongly denied Russia had played any part in the election of Donald Trump . He had regaled Moore with strange stories about being pissed on by a Koala bear at a G20 meeting in Brisbane and being shirtfronted by a bozo called Tony Abbott .
Moore told Little Darwin he is considering using some footage from his much acclaimed, award winning documentary Where to Invade Next , which a critic praising the work said would almost surely cast Moore's detractors at Fox News and similar sinkholes into consternation.
While on the subject of Australia , the multi award winning filmmaker said he planned to use Aussie crayfish, piling up because of the Coronavirus affect on the Chinese market, in a lobster processing factory scene in the film, which is designed to prevent Trump being re-elected , reducing him to a reject shrimp too small to throw on the barbie ... a line obviously lifted from Paul Hogan.
