In a spooky , secret location resembling Jurassic Park , a colony of flying dragons has been found . The creatures travel almost at the speed of sound which explains why they are slightly blurred in this exclusive series of photographs. They were caught rocketing around a tree in North Queensland , in an odd location which looks like part of the set for a zombie movie .
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Dive bombing a Curlew
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Unfortunately the wondrous dragons do not emit flames like the Welsh ones .They are in a variety of sizes and would become Australia's biggest tourist attraction , more so than pissy Koalas. However, the Queensland Government , at the urging of worried zoologists , will keep them under wraps because they look like crocodiles .
Once it got out that there are flying crocodiles in North Queensland the publicity mad cat in a Marlboro Man hat, Bob Katter senior , would sure as hell demand they be instantly culled . He would paint a grim picture of women hanging out the washing being devoured by low flying dragons ; Kindergarten children being eaten as they romp about in sandpits ; postmen scared to deliver the mail after several are torn to shreds .
In another stunt , trigger-happy Katter , wearing mobs of Thin Lizzy on his kisser , accidently shot his hat .
