Friday, February 14, 2020

PLAN BEE WITH TOMATO SAUCE

One of the highly intelligent lizards , above , on the premises   has tapped into a regular source of healthy  tucker : native bees  which  have  set  up a  nest in  the  brickwork  of  Little  Darwin's  front  verandah .  The  lizard patrols the  verandah   leisurely  downing  one  from  time  to time  as  they  buzz in and out of the cracks .  The well  stocked  bee  pantry  is  not  without  dangers -the lizard lost part of its tail  about a week  ago , probably due to  a Kookaburra attack, there  being  a  lot  about .
Part of the  lizard's territory includes a  nearby decorated  paver  where it  posed  for  the  camera  months ago . With so many beehives   destroyed , along  with vasty tracts of   blossom bearing   bush in  Australia ,  honey  could become as valuable as  gold . When this  happens ,  we  will have to hire a   front end  loader, tear up the  verandah , erect a   sign  telling callers to  use  the rear  tradesmens' entrance ,  and  cash  in  the  honeycomb content  to   finance  launching  an  ICBM  on  the  Coalition  and  all   their  climate change  denying  boneheaded   buddies .