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Top End crocodiles are outraged over the latest media stunt of political crock Bob Katter.
It involved him ziplining across the top of an obese crocodile in the Cairns casino wildlife dome .
It involved him ziplining across the top of an obese crocodile in the Cairns casino wildlife dome .
Respected leading Darwin crocodiles agree their Cairns cousin should have reared up and grabbed caterwauling Katter by the vitals as he passed over him in his Marlboro Man hat .
"Katter regularly calls for crocodiles to be shot in North Queensland , " said the Darwin Crocodile Farm's best known saurian, Harry Messel lll."Katter even claims crocodiles devour one of his constituents every three months, which is a downright lie , as the ABC FactCheck proves . "
Gnashing his large teeth , Messel said the casino croc, a tubby bloke called Goliath , missed a golden opportunity to get rid of arch enemy Katter who regularly poses by the seaside calling for the slaughter of God's own creatures .
In Darwin, he continued, many crocodiles were used to leap up and grab a suspended chook, a hunk of meat or a photo to scientifically predict the outcome of a pending footy match or a Territory or federal election . If a goose ziplined across any of these athletic crocs it would be instantly chomped. It has been suggested that Goliath , more than four metres long , let down the Australian crocodile community because he is overweight and on a Jenny Craig diet .
Katter is seen here, his ass in a sling, an attractive American expression, before he ziplined across disgraced Goliath .In another media stunt Katter recently chained himself to a shovel .
