Sunday, November 3, 2019

THE MAIDEN AUNT'S STORY

With a  view of   her shocking   war  wounds .

When I was a small boy, I  resided  at my grandmother's  terrace  house  in Sydney , along with  her  second  husband , Dangerous Dan ,   Aunty  Gwen  and  two  younger  uncles , Peter and  Bob , two  dogs, Bimbo and Charlie , with a fig tree  , a  choko vine  and  chooks down  the  backyard , an   outside dunny .
 
Aunty Gwen more or less  treated me like her own kid , my  single  mother  away working in the railways  and  during the war  helping build parts  for Beaufort Bombers.

Aunty often took me  to the movies  in the city  , and  after  seeing one show , she would ask me if I wanted to see another film or  go for a Chinese meal . I normally opted for an oriental  feed , knowing she would often  say, after the tucker was finished, there  was time  to  take  in  another  matinee . 
During WWll , Aunty Gwen, on the left in the above  photo at an event which could be  at a golfcourse ,  was  in  the  women's military force , based   near Liverpool,  and used  to come home on leave   in  uniform  with a  kitbag  bearing  assorted  treasures  such as  crumble bars , chocolates, chewing gum   and  other  treats.

One night she  arrived  when we were in bed , me sleeping upstairs  in the same  big  bed  as  Nan's  , Dangerous Dan banished to a small room ,where he kept a wine bottle  hidden  in  a gumboot ,  and  she  broke  some startling war  news .
 
Returning late at night  to  the military camp, like others,   she  had clambered over    the  barb wire  perimeter fence, fell  and had painfully   lacerated her  derriere.

She actually  bent over , and  flipped  up  her skirt   to show a large area which  seemed  covered  in  sticking  plaster . If  I  remember  correctly , Nan  gasped , half  laughed , and exclaimed  ," Oh, Gwen !" 

As I peeped  from the blankets  at  this  unexpected sight  -  a glimpse of  Aunty's  nether region-I don't think it  traumatised me and   put me off  sharing   Chinese   with  her after the  hostilities , besides I  was keener  to see what goodies she had in the  kitbag .

During the  war period my father  turned up  unannounced  from  Papua New Guinea   and rolled  out  from  under  the night  and  day to surprise me . War souvenirs he brought  with him   included a sword and  some packets of Japanese  cigarettes  which Nan  promptly flushed down the  dunny, saying they could  be booby  trapped .
  In the early l950s ,   Aunty Gwen  went to work  at   Kirbys Pine Trees Guest House, on  fabulous  Lord Howe Island , she shown above with a workmate ,  and  arranged   for me to  come over  from school  by flying boat , landing in  the majestic  lagoon . That's me below  in the water at the bow of  the launch  after a fishing  trip .      
Placed  in  the  boathouse  with  a   spectacular  panoramic  view , I managed to stab myself in the  right  leg  with  a  penknife  while  helping  to  turn   palm   fronds into hula skirts  for a  party  and  was stitched up , a scar remaining as a souvenir  of  Lord Howe .
 
 After she  moved from the island paradise back   into  Nan's house ,  a  corpulent  fellow , with a  big car , and  a  pawn  shop  in  the city  started  paying attention to  my  aunt . They  would go  for  drives ;  I was  taken  along  on one which took in the northern beaches, Avalon , down through the Koala run  to Fred's  Boatshed,   Pittwater.
 
There we  strolled  along  a wooden jetty with  loose planks , and  he  nearly went  overboard  when  one lifted while he was near the edge , his weight so great . He also  disappeared  completely  from  the  scene soon  after  . This  could have  been due to the fact that I overheard Aunty Gwen  firmly  telling Uncle Peter,  who once slept with a young  wallaby  he brought home from the bush , not to interfere in  her private life . He responded  by saying  he  was  concerned about her, had just  asked  a  few  questions  about  the  fat  guy .      

 Later , still single, she  worked at  Anthony Horderns   department  store in George Street  in  charge of the   ladies cotton frocks  section .  Nan used to call her  Lady  Hord , implied  she was  haughty  , used  to speak of   mixing  with  friends  at  the trendy  Mocca Coffee Lounge . Somehow she  got a job in the Commonwealth  Health  Department , went  to  Canberra .

She appeared in a large Sydney  group  postcard  simply identified as  Bristol Myers (  the large pharmaceutical group ), which  could have been  a  men's cricket   team   fronted   by    two rows  of  kneeling and sitting women .

She spoke of attending   balls , theatre parties .  One of  her  friends was  the   wife of  well  known  Sydney artist and cartoonist  , Tony Rafty , who, through  Aunty Gwen,  was responsible  for  me leaving school and  taking up  a job on The  Sun  as a  copyboy . Over  the years Tony  asked  after  Gwen.

Working on the paper  required me  to move  back into Nan's house   as  a teenager  , where  Aunty Gwen  lived  once again... It seemed she was leading  a busy  social  life .

She  checked  my    attire  from  time  to  time  and  passed comment  about my wardrobe which was  influenced   by a   20 pound  time payment  clothing  scheme with  Reuben F. Scarf  menswear store which included  an Ivy League button down shirt, a  narrow black knitted   tie,  sharp   jacket , even   blue  suede  shoes . 
 
One night , I returned late  to Nan's house from work and Gwen  was  there , with  a  surprising  male  friend -a  bird expert  from  the   museum .  While she was  busy in  the kitchen,  I spoke to this guy, an Englishman ,  who seemed  very  fond  of  her,  telling  me  she  was  his  only  "obsession ."

Sounded like a line  you   might  hear  in  one of the   matinee movies  we used to watch after  some fried rice . When  the word   got  out  in  the house  that  Gwen had  brought home  an admirer , Uncle Peter ,   who used to go away  rabbit trapping  ,  dubbed him  " the Pommie   bird  stuffer ".  The obsessive  fellow  apparently  flew  away  as  nothing   further was  heard  of  him.
 
Over the years Aunty Gwen   was  photographed at  weddings ,  with other people's   children ,  as  the saying goes ,  several  times  a bridesmaid ,  never  a  bride .  There were  two  poodles, one called Pepi ,upon  which  she  lavished   great  love and  care in  later life .

To escape the  lure of  poker machines that drained  her  funds from time to time , during which she asked me to meet  several  bank cheques passed in RSL clubs  , she  moved  from  NSW  to  Brisbane , but   regularly caught  the  bus across  the  border  into  sinful  NSW .  

I inherited her photo album  after her  death   and often view it , bringing back many , many  memories .