Monday, November 4, 2019

GECKO SAYS AMEN

Large eyed lizards known  as  geckoes  which dart about at night chasing insects  are  abundant  in  households  across  north  Australia, including  Darwin. Well  known Darwin photographer, international ice hockey  star, prominent member of the  Darwin  Rocksitters' Club  ,   Barry Ledwidge ,  tells  a  great  gecko  yarn .
 

He once  worked with  journalist   Colin Mann  in  the   Australian  News and  Information Bureau office   in  Darwin , promoting   the  Northern Territory   within   the  nation  and   overseas   .  Lanky Mann was  the  son  of   Cec  Mann , an influential and   leading journalist ,  prominent at the  Sydney Bulletin.  Cec  Mann encouraged   New  Zealand  journalist   and  poet   Douglas Stewart  to  come  to  Australia  in  l938 where he  became literary  editor of the Bulletin , later literary  adviser to  publishers  Angus and  Robertson .
 
 
By Peter Simon
 
In his book ,  Springtime in Taranaki  An autobiography of youthDouglas Stewart described how he went to  Sydney   from  NZ , was met  by helpful   Cec Mann , who  took  him  home  to  meet  his  family, including  young  Colin .

Colin became a talented writer , and worked on the   Sydney Morning  Herald as a police roundsman , where I first met him .  On the  police beat ,  he  was  given  confidential  information   about  a situation   which could  result  in  a sensational  scandal  if  it did not   end .  He told  me  how he had successfully  handled  the  delicate  task  which involved passing  a  dire  warning along a chain of  command.


Angry over the way  Donald  Horne , author  of  the big selling 1964  book about Australia , The Lucky Country , had treated a fellow journalist, Colin  also  provided details of  the event  in which he  had  poured a glass of beer  over  his  head  in  a  pub .   Hasty legal advice was  obtained  in  the  aftermath .

In Darwin, conscientious  and imaginative   writer   Colin Mann  found  much colourful  material  for articles .  Just this week , Barry Ledwidge  especially remembered  the  one   about   Darwin   geckoes .

It told how there were many of the  noisy  critters   in Darwin houses , often disturbing  conversations  with   their loud  "tutt -tutt " calls .
 
 At the  Anglican   Christ Church Cathedral , the minister had once  delivered  a  sermon  and   paused    for  impact   after outlining   an unsatisfactory-sinful?-situation ,  rhetorically  asking  what  was  going  on  in  the world .

In the silence ,  Colin Mann  wrote ,   a  gecko was  heard respond , " Tutt -tutt !" To use  an  expression  popular in  newspaper reports  of  yesteryear, a  titter  may  have  run  through  the  congregation .  
 
It is not known if the cleric  involved  was the thirsty one known as " the Liquor  Vicar " , who , after  the church  did not extend his tenure , left and  joined the public  service as a clerk .  It  was  joked  about town  that  it was  hoped  he  would  never  commit  a  clerical  error.

Genial  Colin Mann   went  to  America   for the government and  encountered a bumptious  bastard in the office who  performed like a  gecko-tutt-tutting Colin's  work ,  making   life  difficult . 
 
On a lighter  note , the Germanic  Queen of  the Jungle on Magnetic Island has a noisy ,  resident  gecko  which  lives in the kitchen  under  a marble chopping  board  on  which there  are  assorted  jars , one  containing   honey,  which  the  lizard  licks about the screwtop  edges . It also slips out  and salivates  on  an  over -ripe banana  in  a  bowl .