The Australasian Toy Manufacturers' Association is outraged that Pauline has a Chinese Koala rather than an Anzac one, which can sing God Defend New Zealand and Advance Australia Fair when you put money in its pouch .
In a pre dawn raid , the ever alert and overworked Australian Federal Police swarmed into the tick infested Hanson residence after seeing her and the bogus Koala on the Dolt report. In an exclusive interview , an AFP zoologist told Little Darwin the Koala is a threat to national security. After its stuffing is yanked out , it will be quickly debugged and sold on Gumtree as a hand puppet ,with a free NRA pull-through .
Meanwhile , it is tipped that Pauline Hanson is so shocked by the troupe of One Nation clowns who get into trouble that she is going to change the name of the three ringed circus to either the Hanson Diseased Party or The Never Ending Aussie Battered Sav and Drongo Party .
