In a typically brilliant announcement, the Coalition’s shadow spokesman for flour and water , Barnaby " Dough-Boy" Joyce , says that the world’s longest pipeline will be built from the mouth of India’s horribly polluted River Ganges to join up with Darwin Harbour’s poo shooter.
Down this gargantuan pipe will flow the carcasses of holy cows, corpses, rodents , vast quantities of toxic heavy metals , recycled Productivity Commission reports and the ingredients for health-giving sennapod tea. On connecting with the Larrakeyah poo shooter the pipeline will create a multi –coloured continuous geyser higher than the latest Dubai skyscraper.
Barnaby says some of the torrent of muck could be siphoned off to run two Rolls-Royce turbines at the Channel Island power station. Another advantage of this grand scheme is that it will add to the harbour’s growing petro-chemical tourism attractions .
Down this gargantuan pipe will flow the carcasses of holy cows, corpses, rodents , vast quantities of toxic heavy metals , recycled Productivity Commission reports and the ingredients for health-giving sennapod tea. On connecting with the Larrakeyah poo shooter the pipeline will create a multi –coloured continuous geyser higher than the latest Dubai skyscraper.
Barnaby says some of the torrent of muck could be siphoned off to run two Rolls-Royce turbines at the Channel Island power station. Another advantage of this grand scheme is that it will add to the harbour’s growing petro-chemical tourism attractions .
