In yet another major political scoop, we can reveal that Opposition Leader ,Tony Abbott ,was not lost in the NT desert : he was rustling all of our feral camels as part of an audacious plan to overthrow the NSW Labor government.
Our troublesome one million camels are on their way to Sydney where the state Liberal Party will use them to overcome NSW's immense public transport problem. Each commuter will be given a free camel and an Afghan refugee from the Villawood Detention Centre as a private chauffeur so that they can get to work on time.
While the nation’s media was stumbling about in Central Australia , lost and thirsty with a Mad Monk look alike, Abbott, disguised as the Sheik of Araby, armed with a cattle jigger and a whip , was supervising the loading of camels aboard the Ghan , telling onlookers that they were to be taken away and shot to protect the environment,including the proposed nuclear waste dump site. He even produced a forged certificate from Peter Garratt- written on a pink batt- authorising the mass movement of camels.
Our troublesome one million camels are on their way to Sydney where the state Liberal Party will use them to overcome NSW's immense public transport problem. Each commuter will be given a free camel and an Afghan refugee from the Villawood Detention Centre as a private chauffeur so that they can get to work on time.
While the nation’s media was stumbling about in Central Australia , lost and thirsty with a Mad Monk look alike, Abbott, disguised as the Sheik of Araby, armed with a cattle jigger and a whip , was supervising the loading of camels aboard the Ghan , telling onlookers that they were to be taken away and shot to protect the environment,including the proposed nuclear waste dump site. He even produced a forged certificate from Peter Garratt- written on a pink batt- authorising the mass movement of camels.
