Heartbroken cricketer , Michael Clarke , is to undergo a secret, very painful operation in New Zealand . With the help of a laser gun , the tattooed initials of his ex fiancée -LB - on his shoulder will be changed to LBW …Leg Before Wicket or Leg-over Before Walkout .
Shane Warne kindly told Little Darwin’s Kiwi cricket correspondent,Keith Holyoake, of a less painful way to remove Lara Bingle from Clarke's body. Through the fast acting hair restorer process that Warnie promotes, Clarke's shoulder, covered in bite marks, could become as hairy as a yeti’s armpit. In this way Clarke could sob on his own soft, soothing shoulder at night and not be reminded of the expensive plumbers’ bill.
Being a man of the world, Warnie told our reporter that Clarke should pull up his socks, pull up a freebie pair of Warnie's designer label jocks and dial- a - date.
