Liberal Party heavyweight, Joe “Jawbone” Hockey-Sticks , has been appointed patron of the Australian Limp Fallers’ Club after his spectacular backflip on the footie field in a fierce match against the Canberra Ratpack .
Limp fallers throughout the nation were impressed by the expert way in which he went down like a wet bag of yak droppings when crash - tackled by Channel 9’s demon pig, Laurie Oakes.
Earlier in the grudge match, jolly Hockey -Sticks seemed groggy after a tough encounter with Michelle Grattan , of the Age, who caught him off balance with a deadly up and under bomb.
Then Oakes, moving like a Sherman tank, flattened Hockey-Sticks , causing onlookers to fear the worst. However, after emergency treatment from a bogus NT doctor who happened to be on the sideline, a chocolate- flavoured enema and a jump start using the battery of a passing Wimpy Burger van , Hockey-Sticks was up on his feet smiling for the camera, his eyes rolling about like numbers in a xlotto draw
Obviously suffering concussion, he babbled , “ Didn’t hurt…Did we hit an iceberg ? –Re-arrange the deckchairs …Women, children and Christopher first …Rudd’s great big new taxidermist … I am the man for the shadow boxing treasurer’s job… Please tell me Barnaby is missing in the Queensland floods… ”. Then he collapsed and was dragged from the field on a sled by a team of struggling huskies, the episode later the subject of a complaint to the RSPCA.
Limp fallers throughout the nation were impressed by the expert way in which he went down like a wet bag of yak droppings when crash - tackled by Channel 9’s demon pig, Laurie Oakes.
Earlier in the grudge match, jolly Hockey -Sticks seemed groggy after a tough encounter with Michelle Grattan , of the Age, who caught him off balance with a deadly up and under bomb.
Then Oakes, moving like a Sherman tank, flattened Hockey-Sticks , causing onlookers to fear the worst. However, after emergency treatment from a bogus NT doctor who happened to be on the sideline, a chocolate- flavoured enema and a jump start using the battery of a passing Wimpy Burger van , Hockey-Sticks was up on his feet smiling for the camera, his eyes rolling about like numbers in a xlotto draw
Obviously suffering concussion, he babbled , “ Didn’t hurt…Did we hit an iceberg ? –Re-arrange the deckchairs …Women, children and Christopher first …Rudd’s great big new taxidermist … I am the man for the shadow boxing treasurer’s job… Please tell me Barnaby is missing in the Queensland floods… ”. Then he collapsed and was dragged from the field on a sled by a team of struggling huskies, the episode later the subject of a complaint to the RSPCA.
