SWAGGERING TWERP GOES TO WATER

Darwin suffers from a number of dorks who throw their weight about and swagger around like two bit punks. One such cowboy , with a police record, seemingly labouring under the delusion in front of his mirror that he is another Arnie Schwarzenegger, is the source of hysterical laughter for a growing number of people when they hear what he did when caught red handed by the gendarmes. At first he gave a lot of cheek, flexed his artificial biceps - then suddenly fell down on the ground , began crying like a baby and wet his pants! So much for mister tough guy.