One section of the Australian economy experiencing good times is the dental splint making industry. Why? Because in these troubled economic times people are grinding their teeth like scrub turkeys during their sleep. Especially members of the Coalition who are deeply depressed by all the praise heaped on PM Rudd by overseas leaders and the polls.
Many members of the Shadow Ministry have been banished from the nuptial couch because they gnash their teeth due to nightmares about the PM . In these horrendous dreams, Kev the Magnificent, garlanded, wearing imperial purple, is repeatedly borne shoulder high through cheering crowds along the Appian Way , preceded by seven wise virgins soon to trim their wicks in readiness for the May budget
Many members of the Shadow Ministry have been banished from the nuptial couch because they gnash their teeth due to nightmares about the PM . In these horrendous dreams, Kev the Magnificent, garlanded, wearing imperial purple, is repeatedly borne shoulder high through cheering crowds along the Appian Way , preceded by seven wise virgins soon to trim their wicks in readiness for the May budget
