North Korea’s dingbat leader, Kim Jong-Ill, has kindly offered to solve Darwin’s crocodile , cane toad and dog problems in one hit. For a year’s supply of high heel shoes, a cellar full of French wine, a large deposit in a secret Swiss bank account and John Wayne’s stuffed horse, he will arrange to nuke Darwin in his next rocket launch . Named in his honour , the three -stage rocket is called Illustrious Raving Short A*** Twit. It is propelled by the screams of the oppressed North Koreans.
Now that the rocket can reach as far as Darwin and Disneyland , it can be zeroed in precisely to achieve maximum pest destruction. Sabotaged by the CIA , it could turn into a boomerang and disappear up Kim’s designer label knickerbockers just before detonation to greatly reduce the country’s cockroach infestation.
Now that the rocket can reach as far as Darwin and Disneyland , it can be zeroed in precisely to achieve maximum pest destruction. Sabotaged by the CIA , it could turn into a boomerang and disappear up Kim’s designer label knickerbockers just before detonation to greatly reduce the country’s cockroach infestation.
