The Queensland Liberal National Party- described as the National Party in Drag-is desperately seeking a new name after they were roped like dopes by a woman!!! The high- kicking , tough- talking, brown -shirted Nationals , thinking they were certain to be swept into power in the Fatherland election , have retreated to their bunkers.
Their Liberal mates (spit!), hugging Teddy bears like Sebastian out of Brideshead Revisited , hiding in dark coffee lounges , sipping sickly latte, now demand the LNP must change its name to the trendy Banana Metrosexual Party. In a shock for the Nats , the Libs maintain macho men bit the dust long ago in Bananaland and that you now have to be cool, well educated and stylish to appeal to Queensland voters because of all those accursed southerners who moved in across the border. Wise old Uncle Joh warned his chooks what would happen to the Sunshine State when them thar decadent southerners invaded.
Their Liberal mates (spit!), hugging Teddy bears like Sebastian out of Brideshead Revisited , hiding in dark coffee lounges , sipping sickly latte, now demand the LNP must change its name to the trendy Banana Metrosexual Party. In a shock for the Nats , the Libs maintain macho men bit the dust long ago in Bananaland and that you now have to be cool, well educated and stylish to appeal to Queensland voters because of all those accursed southerners who moved in across the border. Wise old Uncle Joh warned his chooks what would happen to the Sunshine State when them thar decadent southerners invaded.
