Police are alarmed by the formation of two new bikie gangs in Canberra . One , the Chinese Triad, holds secret meetings at The Lodge Long Soup Factory . Triad members are led by Beijing Kev, a tattooed oriental with an impressive command of Strine, his favourite Aussie expression for his opponents being a " sh*tload of capitalist running dogs ".
The Triad’s sworn enemy , the hooded Mad Monks, have a leader who rides in a bullet proof replica of the Popemobile. Mad Monks undergo an initiation ceremony in which they eat gluten free wafers , which has been condemned by Cardinal Pell. The ruthless gangs regularly stage a turf war on the lawn atop parliament house where they charge each other with Victa lawnmowers revved up to the maximum and inflict terrible injuries on the prize beds of paspalum , ragwort and native tulips.
The Triad’s sworn enemy , the hooded Mad Monks, have a leader who rides in a bullet proof replica of the Popemobile. Mad Monks undergo an initiation ceremony in which they eat gluten free wafers , which has been condemned by Cardinal Pell. The ruthless gangs regularly stage a turf war on the lawn atop parliament house where they charge each other with Victa lawnmowers revved up to the maximum and inflict terrible injuries on the prize beds of paspalum , ragwort and native tulips.
