The Curvaceous Lip Party (CLP) – a member of which graces the cartoon above - has called for a ban on the wearing of suits by politicians in the Top End. As everybody knows, the Curvaceous Lip Party fielded a team of attractive bearded ladies similar to the lovely Little Britain damsels at the last election and came within a whisker of grabbing power in the NT.
One percentage vote more and the lippy ladies would have had the Territory political system by the short and curlys. Curvaceous Lip Party members are furious with the ALP and the Country Liberal Party (CLP) for wearing suits and making the Legislative Assembly take on the appearance of an undertakers’ convention .
They are particularly annoyed with the Country Liberal Party because the Top End’s many donkey voters cannot tell the difference between the hairy CLP and the CLP zoot suited frequent flyers. A survey raised the hackles of the fungus femmes when it revealed that many people believe the two parties are one in the same.
As a result, the curvaceous crew will stage a nude demonstration outside parliament and burn suits and posters of Country Liberal Party members in bags of fruit.
One percentage vote more and the lippy ladies would have had the Territory political system by the short and curlys. Curvaceous Lip Party members are furious with the ALP and the Country Liberal Party (CLP) for wearing suits and making the Legislative Assembly take on the appearance of an undertakers’ convention .
They are particularly annoyed with the Country Liberal Party because the Top End’s many donkey voters cannot tell the difference between the hairy CLP and the CLP zoot suited frequent flyers. A survey raised the hackles of the fungus femmes when it revealed that many people believe the two parties are one in the same.
As a result, the curvaceous crew will stage a nude demonstration outside parliament and burn suits and posters of Country Liberal Party members in bags of fruit.
