Saturday, May 4, 2019

POLITICAL WARFARE ON ISLAND

Election  corflutes   for   various   parties  on   Magnetic  Island  are  being attacked .   Under the  cover  of  darkness , it seems  yankers  , repeat yankers,  emerge and   pull  out  , rip off   and   damage   posters.  At  one  location all  three  corflutes  on   display  were  pulled  out ,  one   thrown  into a  tree  .  
 In the above  photograph  a  Conservative  Senate  corflute is levitating  . On the horizontal  underneath   is  Cathy O'Toole (ALP), incumbent MHR   for Herbert ,   the other  flattened one  is  for the  Greens .  This action took place near  a  backpackers  resort  -demonstrating to people from OS  what  lotus eaters we are  in this  wide  brown   Lucky Country ,  girt   by  rednecks . 
 
At  another  site, a  Cathy O'Toole  corflute  on  a stake   was  pulled out of the ground  ,  torn  off    and   thrown  into  the  grass . Nearby ,   the   poster  for  LNP Herbert   candidate   Phillip Thompson   was   ripped  from  its position next   to   a  real  estate  sale sign  and  thrown  into  a   muddy pool.  Another  of  his  posters  tied  to a fence  disappeared   overnight .  
 
At the intersection  of  Kelly  and   Sooning  Streets , Nelly Bay ,  two corflutes- one  for  O'Toole , the other   for  Conservative- were   broken .  A  democratic and fair minded   gent , armed with a  large  sledgehammer  , knocking  in a replacement  Cathy O'Toole    at  this  spot ,   said   he would  raise the  downed   Conservative   corflute   but  for  the  fact   that   the  stake  had  been  smashed. We received a report  of  a  yokel   wanting to borrow a felt pen to do some artwork on  a  poster .


No United  Australia  Party  posters, banners  , billboards   , airships have  have been spotted on  and above  the island ,  so  you  wonder  if  Clive  has   run  out  of    dough. Other  minor   parties  missing  in  action .

Yankers emerged  again  the  night after the  above  report was  posted ,  resulting   in  posters  for   the   ALP , LNP and  Greens   being pulled out,  placed  in  togetherness  on  the  side  of  the road, arrangements  being made  by ALP  to  insert  all  three  in  another  position  ;  another Thompson poster near a real estate  sale sign  had  buckled  ; two corflutes  for  Cathy O'Toole  , one promoting  education for the  masses,  including  yankers,  were  pulled   down  and  thrown  over  a  fence .