Tuesday, April 30, 2019

QUEEN BACKS CATHY O'TOOLE

Flock of  votes guaranteed  for  ALP
In a secluded nook , sitting Member for  Herbert, Cathy O'Toole  (ALP)  , poses with  the  influential Queen of  the Curlews, after  arranging  a  royal command    for all  Curlews on Magnetic  Island and  the mainland to vote  for her . As Ms. O'Toole , the   first woman to win  the seat of  Herbert  , scraped home  by 37  votes  -  little more than  four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie - this is  a wonderful royal deal. There are  at  least  500 Curlews   on  the  island and an unknown number in  Townsville .  Ms. O'Toole  rejects the scurrilous claim that she   bribed  the  Queen  with  a  crate of gin  to  get  the   block  of   votes .