Monday, April 8, 2019

NEW CROCKERY FOR MAD HATTERS TEA PARTY IN SWAMP COUNTRY

Our  network of  alert  informants  reported   Katter's Australian Party (KAP)  candidate for the marginal seat of  Herbert , Nanette  Radeck , bought  a   rough looking   pottery  teapot   and  cups  at  a    Magnetic Island market   on  the weekend . Is  this  going  to be used  as   an  election prop -Alice  and   Bob Katter senior's   Tea   Party  in  Wonderland ? 


At times , you wonder  if ole Bob has been sipping   more than  English Breakfast   from his made in China enamel mug  due to his outbursts , facial  contortions  and  photo opportunity stunts , including  riding  a  lawnmower and  waving his sombrero  about like a Marlboro Man , glaring out to sea like King Canute . 

 Every  three  months , he  claimed ,  a   person  is  torn  apart  by  crocodiles  in  North Queensland . An RMIT  /ABC  fact check of  that  bizarre  statement  found  him  WRONG .  If anybody should be devoured  by   saurians  it is Bob ,  his   outspoken  LNP    mate    who said  North  Queensland kids are being  driven  to  drink  and  crime  because of   the  croc threat . No need for a fact check on  this  absurd statement .