In a secluded nook , sitting Member for Herbert, Cathy O'Toole (ALP) , poses with the influential Queen of the Curlews, after arranging a royal command for all Curlews on Magnetic Island and the mainland to vote for her . As Ms. O'Toole , the first woman to win the seat of Herbert , scraped home by 37 votes - little more than four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie - this is a wonderful royal deal. There are at least 500 Curlews on the island and an unknown number in Townsville . Ms. O'Toole rejects the scurrilous claim that she bribed the Queen with a crate of gin to get the block of votes .
Tuesday, April 30, 2019
BOOT SCOOP: DECEPTIVE LULL AFORE FINAL TROPICAL BLITZKRIEG
Exclusive coded dispatch from unworldly Pommie reporter William Boot , who normally writes nature notes in the Mother Country, sent to Queensland by doddering British media magnate Lord Copper to cover the colonial election uprising .
Nothing much happened in the far north of the Sunshine State during the week , except the Cowboys got beaten . A mysterious drilling rig is anchored in international waters, above , off Townsville . According to Little Darwin's well informed Shipping Reporter ,with whom I had an arm wrestle in Molly Malone's Irish Pub during a heavy drinking session , put on my expense account, naturally , the rig will be used to mine rich deposits of boofheads in the area if the Heinrich Morrison Government is re-elected .
Strangely , no local media people noticed the rig, which stands out like a rocket launching pad . The obliging Shipping Reporter said this is not unusual and also showed me how to wear my pith helmet the right way round .
It sounds incredible, but there is a report that a Malaysian fakir wanted by Interpol nailed himself to an overweight spiny anteater in Dawson and refused to be deported. Received a nice snap of Cairns , below , from a pelican who is an avid reader of my reports .
The Townsville newspaper is doing an imitation of the old Fleet Street Thunderer , demanding people sign pledges to make sure that cooking the Great Barrier Reef is regularly featured in MKR . Incidentally , the Dodo colony in the Townsville Bulletin building is moulting and I am feeding them with some of the container load of seed my mother ordered me to give to the threatened Black Fronted Finches in barbaric North Queensland.
Monday, April 29, 2019
WALLABY SLAUGHTER ON MAGNETIC ISLAND
A young wallaby is lucky to be alive after being allegedly deliberately run down by a motorist on Magnetic Island . In another incident reported to wildlife carers a hire car swerved off the road and hit a wallaby which was so badly injured it had to be euthanased .
Wallabies are part of island attractions.
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On top of these disturbing episodes , a n extremely brief police report raised the possibility that a dead wallaby found floating in the harbour had been knifed. The mainland media, yet again, failed to pick up this island story.
The surviving wallaby from the recent car attack is being looked after by the Magnetic Island Fauna Care Association (MIFCA). An island resident saw the wallaby hit and be thrown high into the air early one morning , near the Bungalow Bay Koala Village , Horseshoe Bay .
It is claimed the driver of the large black car then attempted to run over the animal , but was stopped from doing so . The badly injured animal was taken into Bungalow Bay and they rang MIFCA.
Now, after close attention , the wallaby , named Jess, can hop about in a fashion , one leg extended further than the other . Every so often its head shakes as if having a spasm.
LAST TANGO AND POETIC JUSTICE FOR COALITION AND GUN HAPPY GROPERS IN JOHVILLE
It is a surprise to discover that the long gone and not lamented Queensland premier Joh Bjelke-Petersen inspired Thomas Shapcott to write a three part poem in the above 1983 collection published by the University of Queensland Press . Upon reading , however, there is a strong message , applicable to Queensland , politics today and hot election issues .
Headed IN THE SYSTEM , it quotes Bjelke -Petersen , "These subversives , these Friends Of The Dirt . " A statement Joh may have made feeding " his chooks"- the local media . It is taken to mean he was obviously dismissing people who opposed certain projects as subversives . It opens by explaining the brigade who support open slather .
The Enemies Of The Dirt might dabble
in Real Estate with a nod to the Local Council
but they 'd swallow a rainforest before breakfast
and are planning to skillet the Barrier Reef
that is , after the hard work of quarrying
has been dealt with in the telex room .
In this , Shapcott refers to Joh's friend , Rona Jayner , founder of the Society to Outlaw Pornography (STOP), who circulated a list of more than 130 books said to corrupt readers, which should be burned . The list was submitted to the Queensland Education Department and published in the Queensland University independent student newspaper Semper Floreat headed , RONA'S DEATH LIST: BURN A BOOK A DAY .
Shapcott gives notice that it is hereby declared that under the Rona Joyner Act possession of any book, artefact or printing contrary to Revealed Truth constitutes an infringement of law. Already libraries of leading dissident religious bodies -those of Catholic and Anglican Archbishops-have been confiscated. Teachers found in possession of such literature will be deprived of super, holiday entitlements and long service leave - resulting in a great saving to the electorate . The Premier assures law and order will be upheld vigorously . His police have the matter under control .
Advice to a Politician ( in Queensland during Joh's reign, but applicable today on the national front ).
This part advises that a politician should not answer questions (sounds like the ScoMo style) , ask them . It is good to have an Enemy . If unable to find an enemy of the people-ScoMo repeatedly nominates Bill and calls him a liar - find one who is an Enemy of the Law , change the law . There is a lot of prejudice out there to be harvested . Hitler and Mussolini showed the voting power of prejudice . This is a wealthy place, waiting to be exploited , slip through an amendment to the Companies Act and use nominees. Brazen it out , justify nothing ...
People who live by the open sewer
forget it was once a shaded creek .
People who drive the bare road between Bulimba and the airport
forget it was once shade forest.
People who live in development brick- veneer bungalows
have forgotten whatever was once meant by words like " community".
You will go far -taking us all with you .
Born in Ipswich, Queensland, Shapcott, now 84 if still kicking , went to Queensland University , became an accountant , had a distinguished literary career , receiving a Churchill Fellowship and the Canada-Australia Literary Prize ; published a children's novel , major anthologies and wrote a monograph on artist Charles Blackman .The dustjacket blurb says he is a librettist who collaborated with composer Colin Brumby in more than a dozen works.
Sunday, April 28, 2019
DEATH ADDER UPDATE, CORRECTION
The boy bitten by a death adder on Magnetic Island was actually out looking for hidden Easter eggs ... not observing wildlife with a torch . While the bite was reported to have been "dry" -no venom injected-his leg did swell and he was taken off by helicopter to Townsville , not picked up by mainland media . While on the subject of matters medical , what happened to all those people who fell victim to melioidosis , found in soil and water, as a result of the floods ? Media follow up in the north often seems to be in a coma . One well known island identity in hospital a long time .
Friday, April 26, 2019
SCOMO ? UNEARTHLY INTERPRETATIONS
A Martian keen to save the Planet of the Apes from global warming crash lands in Canberra . Somewhat stunned, he emerges from the buckled UFO , wanting to be taken to the leader , who has a strange name , ScoMo . He figures this must be an acronym, an abbreviation , some other strange title , or an advertisement for liver salts.
The first person he confronts is a salt of the earth ALP supporter. In a strange voice , the Martian asks what the hell does ScoMo stand for . The answer supplied : Snakeoil Coal(ition) Organgrinder Macro Orifice.
The first person he confronts is a salt of the earth ALP supporter. In a strange voice , the Martian asks what the hell does ScoMo stand for . The answer supplied : Snakeoil Coal(ition) Organgrinder Macro Orifice.
Foreign body on liver,lips .
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Unable to understand this odd explanation, the Martian next confronts a jogging Greens voter and demands an understandable interpretation .The answer, given over a mug of soy milk latte : Shambles Coal(ition ) Oblivion Money Obsolescent .
Full Moon tonight ,Uncle Martin.
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Still none the wiser, the Martian thinks they are a weird mob on Planet Earth . He takes fright when he is nearly run down by a man on a scooter who darts out of parliament house ahead of a tubby lobbyist smoking a cigar and pushing a large pork barrel . It is none other than Christopher Pyne , the government's Mr Fixit .
The puzzled Martian bails him up at the point of his ray gun, " What is the meaning of this crazy name ScoMo ? " he demands, sticking the end of the weapon up Christopher's snozzle .
Terrified Pyne instantly recognises this alien ruffian as a brutal member of the CFMEU , wishes he had Michaela Cash with him to deal with the uncouth chap, perhaps run him over in V8 tradie's ute. Shaking with fear , Christopher meekly replies : Supremo Coal(ition) Obtuse Murdoch Olfaction.
Thursday, April 25, 2019
AZARIA CHAMBERLAIN CASE
Two events lead to reopening of file .
The recent attack by a dingo on a 14month old boy sleeping in a camper trailer on Fraser Island, resulting in him being dragged outside and suffering a fractured skull and cuts to neck and head , was yet more confirmation that nine week old Azaria Chamberlain had been taken from the family tent by a dingo at Uluru in 1980, says Darwin agronomist Robert Wesley-Smith .
Wesley-Smith ,of the Northern Territory Civil Liberties Council , campaigned to clear Michael and Lindy Chamberlain . The victim of the latest Fraser Island attack , the third in recent times , was older , bigger and would have been much heavier than Azaria .
It had been claimed in the Chamberlain case that Lindy Chamberlain had cut the infant's throat in the front seat of the car and they had hidden the body. It was said dingoes could not open their jaws far enough to grab a child by the head . This , Wesley-Smith said, was nonsense as an Alice Springs group had shown the animal had the capacity to expand its jaw to grab large prey .
Over the years that the Chamberlain case dragged on before they were exonerated after four coronial inquiries of any involvement in the disappearance of the child and it declared she had been taken by a dingo , Wesley-Smith kept an extensive file, passed to Little Darwin , part of the many documents , letters and cuttings run below .
Wesley-Smith praised the recent ABC TV show Anh's Brush With Fame in which Lindy Chamberlain was painted while he interviewed her in his studio . Details of the tragic night in which her baby daughter was taken from the tent and the ordeal the entire family went through after the event were covered .
The fact Mrs Chamberlain had her baby daughter , Kahlia , taken away from her soon after she gave birth in Darwin Hospital , while she was serving a sentence for murder, shocked Wesley-Smith.
"I was informed that in prison she had acted like a mother to other women in there ," he added. Her incredible courage and fortitude had come through during the sitting.
Sensational claims were made in Northern Territory News"advertisements", by independent political candidate , Phil Ward. In one he said the Azaria murder investigation probably started as a police payback for a radio campaign Michael Chamberlain had run against marijuana when he was a Seventh -Day Adventist minister in Mount Isa . Ward alleged Mount Isa police were involved in the sale of the drug , two of them had flown to Territory and "convinced Territory police to change to a murder investigation ". He further alleged Darwin police were also involved in supplying illegal drugs.
Sensational claims were made in Northern Territory News"advertisements", by independent political candidate , Phil Ward. In one he said the Azaria murder investigation probably started as a police payback for a radio campaign Michael Chamberlain had run against marijuana when he was a Seventh -Day Adventist minister in Mount Isa . Ward alleged Mount Isa police were involved in the sale of the drug , two of them had flown to Territory and "convinced Territory police to change to a murder investigation ". He further alleged Darwin police were also involved in supplying illegal drugs.
In another piece, Ward said he had spoken to Michael Chamberlain in NSW who confirmed Azaria had been given a big feed of S26 milk formula to make sure she had a long sleep the night of her death . Every mother knew, he wrote, that babies were likely to vomit after drinking S26. An Aboriginal Democrat candidate, Wiyendji Roberts, had told Ward a dingo would sense a sick baby .
Ward complained that the NT News had put "advertisement " over all his pieces , but had left it off seven CLP pieces so far. Also a Seventh-Day Adventist , Ward , who claimed he spent 18 months investigating the case at a cost of $125,000 , wrote What the Jury Were Not Told , self published . More later.
Wednesday, April 24, 2019
BITTEN BY DEATH ADDER REPORT
Details are brief but, according to info supplied to this blog , a boy who was out with a group , armed with torches to see the creatures of the night on Magnetic Island , was bitten on the toe by a death adder. The bite was said to be have been "dry "- no venom injected- nevertheless he was evacuated to Townsville by helicopter in the early hours. The event apparently not picked up by mainland media .
LAST TRIP OF THE YELLOW PERIL
John Tomlinson , radical social worker, poet , environmentalist , campaigner for the oppressed , a foundation member of the Northern Territory Civil Liberties Council , died recently , without the world noticing , certainly so in Darwin where he had been a prominent, controversial figure.
A keen fisherman , he named his boat Yellow Peril so that he could , with a chuckle , report over the radio that the Yellow Peril was again nearing Darwin and wanted permission to enter Australia's front door. He was in the group arrested in Darwin Harbour for trying to run medicine and supplies to East Timor during the Indonesian invasion.
A keen fisherman , he named his boat Yellow Peril so that he could , with a chuckle , report over the radio that the Yellow Peril was again nearing Darwin and wanted permission to enter Australia's front door. He was in the group arrested in Darwin Harbour for trying to run medicine and supplies to East Timor during the Indonesian invasion.
John is shown above with another fishing outfit in later years , the boat bearing various posters and slogans . Employed as a senior social worker in the Welfare Department , Darwin , in l973 , he soon became renowned for his fearless activities and comments . He was involved with another well known activist , agronomist Robert Wesley-Smith , who was also arrested at gun point in the attempt to run aid to East Timor .
Yellow Peril, Wesley-Smith told this blog , was a 14ft Clarke outboard . On a fishing trip aboard the said notorious vessel they had once gone aground at Shoal Bay and were stranded for hours .
A controversial two in one book Tomlinson wrote about shortcomings in government services in the Northern Territory included photographs of him in a melee with arresting police, the caption saying it was the author assisting police in their investigations .
His publications included People's Poems and Songs and Reflections of a Fool and Other Poems.
See johntomlinsoncollectedworks.com.
Tomlinson, right , in a taped session with journalist Peter Simon in Wesley-Smith's rural abode in Darwin . Somewhere in the cluttered shelves in the background was believed to be a Princess Grace of Monaco Medal Wes had been awarded for his long running involvement in the East Timor struggle .
An avid supporter of a universal scheme to reduce global poverty , Tomlinson attended overseas conferences and spoke on the subject . He taught at university in Queensland , sold a boat there, moved to Sydney with his partner , Penny Harrington , where, ill since February with a chest infection , breathless, he died from apparent lung cancer on April 6.
Tuesday, April 23, 2019
NORTHERN AIRLINE IN TROUBLE
The scheduled 3pm departure Airnorth flight from Townsville to Darwin last Sunday did not leave until 1 am the next day with weary passengers due to some unexplained problem with the plane down the Gold Coast. Now it has been announced in Darwin that the US parent company, Bristow Group , is facing collapse and may file for bankruptcy . A few weeks ago , midst much fanfare, it was announced in Townsville that the airline would extend the Darwin-Townsville route to the Gold Coast. Bristow bought into Airnorth in 2015, providing services to northern parts of WA , NT , Queensland and Timor Leste .
Monday, April 22, 2019
ELECTION POSTER FOR NATIONAL FRACTURED FLICKERS ARCHIVES
Real estate agents go on about position , position . In the case of the Liberal National Party candidate for the seat of Herbert Phil Thompson having your corflute attached to a real estate SALE sign , above , in an open paddock prone to flooding on Magnetic Island , was surely the wrong position . "Is this bloke up for sale ? " asked a passer-by.
It will undoubtedly be included in the tropical oddity section of the National Film and Sound Archives collection to which former Liberal National Party Member for Herbert , Ewen Jones , was surprisingly appointed the day before the Morrison caretaker government began and received scant attention in Townsville media .
You would think it deserved a follow up in which he would be asked why he got the position , did he apply for it , how much is it worth , does he have any interesting selfies suitable for the archives (what about the one showing him juggling a hand grenade which made military onlookers shake their heads ?) , is it a job for the boys , and so forth.
You would think it deserved a follow up in which he would be asked why he got the position , did he apply for it , how much is it worth , does he have any interesting selfies suitable for the archives (what about the one showing him juggling a hand grenade which made military onlookers shake their heads ?) , is it a job for the boys , and so forth.
The learned columnist in the Melbourne Saturday Paper Richard Ackland , in the Gadfly Diary , always great reading , written in an inimitable style , covered the Jones boyo's appointment,which is for three years .
A member of the Morrison Government Gadfy said the Human Toilet Brush - Communications and Arts Minister , Mitch Fifield ?- had been in a frantic state in the lead up to the election just before the shutters came down , dishing out jobs on various government arts boards under his auspices, the National Film and Sound Archives one .
Gadfly commented that " the joke " in archives was that Jones, an auctioneer and real estate agent , would be able to flog off duplicate copies of the collection . He replaces the late ex-National MP for Hinkler Paul Nevile , a former manager of the Bundaberg cinema . Ewen will be seated alongside Fiona Scott , former Liberal MP for Lindsay , who lost her seat at the last election.
SHIPPING RACKET UNRAVELS
One of the many vessels in the ghost fleet which passed through Townsville in recent weeks was the stand out vehicle carrier Talia , 199.95metres long x 32.5 metres , flying under the Bahamas flag . A considerable number of vehicle carriers pass through Townsville , some of them proven to have belonged to a criminal shipping cartel , which meant Australia was being slugged by price fixing of roll-on roll off transport costs .
As a matter of fact, the Norwegian line Wallenius Willhelmsen Logistics was fined $US 98.9 million , $130 million Australian ,when it pleaded guilty to cartel price fixing . The US Department of Justice reported four companies , including NYK ( Nippon Yusen Kabushiki Kaisha ) , the world's fourth biggest shipping group , seen in Townsville , had pleaded guilty to participating in a roll-n roll-off cartel and fined a total of $230 million .
An NYK executive was jailed for 15 months and the Japan Fair Trade Commission ordered the company pay a fine of 13 billion yen ( $160 million ) for fixing prices on routes which included between Japan and Australia . In 2017 the Australian Federal Court fined NYK $25 million for its involvement in fixing the price of car transport to Australia .
With information supplied by America , the Australian Competition and Consumer Commission (ACCC) a second Japanese company in the cartel , the K-Line, has pleaded guilty and will be sentenced in the near future .
Other cartels are under investigation in Australia with much information flooding into the ACCC, its operations to be extended.
Sunday, April 21, 2019
Saturday, April 20, 2019
DESPERATE COALITION GOING TO WATER IN BIZARRE PLUNGE
CANBERRA : Soon to appear in the deep end of a swimming pool near you is the synchronised swimming duet team of Michaela Cash and Scott Morrison . This is a desperate attempt to show that men and women get along swimmingly like a tin of packed Norwegian sild sardines in the Coalition Canberra bubble bloodbath pool .
Argust Tuft Scoop
As not many women get the chance to swim against the Liberal Party male toxic algal bloom , it was hard to find a person in a skirt to take part in another obvious Scomo photo opportunity stunt . It is well known that Morrison can do an Olympic swimming champion imitation , or any other faux imitation for that matter , even that of a PM , at the drop of a hat, or a body falling to the party room floor,oozing blood from many stab wounds.
However, Michaelia Cash , seen here wearing a special striped Jantzen aquatic cossie, who has the capacity to speak under water at a depth of 40 fathoms , scaring off WA white pointer sharks in the process, was eager to become part of the synchronised swimming duo.
Their first performance will be in the new $70million Aquatic Centre in Perth, for which treasurer Josh Freydenberg , wearing budgie smugglers blessed by a rabbi, donated $20million . Ms Cash is also famous in showbiz circles for her dance of the seven thinly veiled whiteboards on ballbearings , which rated higher than Pauline Hanson's dance with the Stars and Stripes and the NRA .
Friday, April 19, 2019
"BODY" SPOTTED OFF COAST ; GOOD SAMARITAN RUNS AGROUND
Our Shipping Reporter captures dramatic event
An early morning Palm Cat Sealink passenger ferry run from Magnetic Island to Townsville turned into a rescue mission when a passenger spotted what looked like a body in the choppy water . It was found to be an elderly man clinging to his upturned boat which had been swamped by what he said had been a freak wave , on a trip from the mainland to the island .
Crewmembers threw a line with an attached buoy to the man , John Clug, who had a similar experience when crayfishing in Victorian waters about 14 years ago . He was hauled aboard , shivering . The boat was left bobbing to be retrieved .
AMAZING FOLLOW UP STORY
After this exciting event, the Shipping Reporter, the only one north of Flinders Island, went to the casino for a bit of gourmandising , then prowled the waterfront looking for stories , picking up at least four , maybe more.
Riding the packed ferry back to Magnetic Island , he immediately espied a large vessel high and dry in the so called safe harbour . Another story . Armed with his camera , he sailed down to the leaning vessel , Trinity Castle , and approached a man inspecting the hull.
"Are you doing a Captain Cook ? " our maritime reporter asked , in a lighthearted way , referring to the daring British captain who had compass trouble off Magnetic Island in 1770, then crashed into the Great Barrier Reef . The response was unexpectedly jovial under the circumstances, as the man said he was doing a bit of careening .
But then there was an astonishing revelation : the vessel had run aground while delivering Mr Clug to his swamped boat on the island , apparently causing two glasses of wine to spill when it came to rest .
Dry Mr Clug and cobber .
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The skipper, Ken , an old buddy of Mr Clug's , who went glug, glug earlier in the day , said he thought the beach area was soft sand ; instead it was conglomerate. It was hoped to escape at high tide, about 10pm . Trinity Castle , he said , is a sturdy vessel of North Sea trawler design built for a rich Seattle family for their own use . He had sailed it out from Seattle himself .
Thursday, April 18, 2019
EASTER ISLAND INVASION
Visitors from far and wide have descended on Magnetic Island for Easter . Our Shipping Reporter photographed a Darwin identity pulling a face at him from a window on this packed ferry backing into the terminal pontoon. The island presented a picture of clouds, trimmed lawns , pirates , hot cross buns , bouncing wallabies, mixed birdlife , patched potholes , piles of pumice, sand, surf, somebody carrying a pet duck about the waterfront . Some smart residents said they would close their front gates , pull down the blinds and remain inside until the holidaymakers departed .
Wednesday, April 17, 2019
ADANI COVER UP
Acting on instructions from Melbourne's mild mannered political commentator Pete Steedman we went looking for a copy of the April edition of The Monthly magazine , which he said contains extensive coverage of Adani and the way coal has captured politics .
On going to a newsagency in the Townsville area , the magazine could not be seen on the racks . This in a place where the Townsville City Council had offered to give more than $18million to Adani in the belief it would bring riches to the Queen City of the North . The newsagent said , yes , it was there , on a particular stand , which he pointed out . No magazine could be found . Down this end , we were directed by the owner , who could not see it from the counter . No .
However , hidden under other investment magazines , there it was, at the top , displaying a nude man hugging coal , the caption : Holding on to madness. How infatuation is keeping Adani's mine alive .The story of coal as it captured our politics .
There were two possibilities : offended by the nudity , someone had covered it up with other publications ; to keep locals in the dark about Adani , the issue poorly covered by the local media , especially in the Townsville Bulletin , it had been buried .
Gasp !!! Maiden aunts be warned. On opening the magazine , there was another partly clad , tubby gent , also embracing coal, below , who at first glance looked like a certain frequent flying Queensland politician.
This second serving of flesh may have been the reason why the magazine was hastily covered up in the paper shop by a prudish browser.
On the other hand , if the intention was to keep the locals in the dark over coal you can understand when you read the extensive , balanced coverage in The Monthly . The cover story is by critic and author James Bradley with an associated contribution , A Tale of Ruthless Ambition , dealing with Adani , by Hartosh Bal , political editor of the Indian monthly magazine, The Caravan .
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