Friday, October 14, 2016

CANBERRA TRANSLATION DISPUTE UPCHUCKS YUKKY CAFE DISH

The dictionary meaning  of  consultation  and what  form it  did or did not take place  are  important   matters  of  deep  disputation  between   Attorney-General  George  Brandis   QC  and  insomniac  Solicitor-General   Justin Gleeson SC. 

 In   this  jolly  book   "misadventures in English" are   highlighted in a most entertaining and humorous fashion .  Author  Michael  Croker  says  more than 700 million  jabbering individuals speak the language , some of it a bit scrambled in the process ,causing  unintentional  communication   catastrophes.

In a chapter headed  Eating Your Words , it says food is a universal language   but  that  it  is a pity we ruin everything  by making  a  pig's ear  of  describing  it , and  supplies examples    from   menus  around  the world .

Australia  rates  a  listing in respect of  misuse of language  in a   Canberra   café   offering DUMPING  SOUP  , which  sounds  repulsive . However, a steaming bowel -Oops!- bowl  might just be  the  thing  if you have just been dumped   by the Prime  Minister for  making a mishmash of your    ministerial   responsibilities .  


The  off  putting  Canberra  clanger  is followed  by a Thai  offering :   Curly Flower , General Chaos  Chicken ( all  the rage in   the Coalition right  now )  , Steamed  fillet of  new zeal ( New Zealand  )  and  orange roughy  (a fish) ,  Fresh thousand  year old  eggs .
 
In  a  section   giving  examples   of  strange   wording   in  CVs , one applicant   boasted ... Failed  bar exam  with  relatively high grades ,   a  situation which  does not  apply  to  any staff in  the   Attorney-General's Department .
During the Senate Inquiry into the Gleeson / Brandis dispute,  some  Coalition members of  the committee , dumpees,  seemed to have  difficulty expressing themselves  in the Queen's  English ," bullshit " uttered and bleeped on TV  ; somebody  reportedly   brought a  sleek  NSW  greyhound , named Lexicographer,  on  a  leash  into the  hearing  and  it   chased   and ferociously  savaged  the  slow moving  northern  rabbits  as  they  came out  of  the  warren , seemingly suffering from a mixture of  myxomatosis   and  foot  in  mouth . 
 
STREWTH! 
In  the above named  lively  column by  James Jeffery in the  Weekend Australian  he mentioned the "title fight " between the  law officers in the Senate inquiry, in which "the floridly  blustering Coalition senator  Ian Macdonald " came to the fore , and had to be pulled into line by the chairwoman , yet  there was  a "resumption of hostilities " .  Jeffrey recalled the episode when Senator Macdonald  entered the Senate wearing  a hi-vis vest  bearing the slogan  "Australians for Coal", sent  to him by the Minerals  Council  of Australia , which had caused  his  colleague Senator  Heffernan  to blow "a  head gasket" . 
 
Incidently,  at the end of the ABC TV Insiders  Talking  Pictures  segment , photographer  Mike Bowers of the Guardian  and  cheeky Jeffrey dropped  their daks and revealed  smugglers which  said , Back to you Barry !- the presenter of the top political  show, Barrie CassidyStrewth!  What  next  on  the  public  broadcaster ?