Bonded together
like non-sook Siamese twins, these two males , who famously deadheated in the Golden Slipper Race to flee parliament before
a vote , Tony Abbott and Christopher
Pyne , use different
brands of shampoo and hair conditioner to make
them look presentable for more
photo opportunities than
Brad Pitt . The question is , which one has the Toni permanent
wave hair treatment ?
Thinly - thatched Tony obviously
needs a Warnie
hair transplant . In the case of stern Christopher , it is absurdly claimed that
he massages
his scalp with an Adelaide pie floater to keep
his curly rug mop
. The long - haired MP in the background is
Natasha Griggs , of Darwin ,
tipped to get a short
back and sides at the next election. She
and NT Chief Minister , Adam Giles , who could end up as bald as a
badger, tearing his hair
out because of the Country
Liberal Party all-
in brawls which even wise old Solomon could not solve , looked
like wooden, red- faced
Indians outside a barber shop
when they recently had to pose
as props with
PM Abbott in another of those
meaningless photo
opportunities much beloved
by Tony. It
is openly stated in Darwin that Giles and Griggs
do not get
along like affable
twins .
