TOKYO: When PM
Abbott’s huge royal entourage lobs
in Japan it will
be confronted by a new
whaling controversy , according
to a leaked Interpol
report .
It claims a group
of Australian
anti-whaling activists has been
sending unsuspecting Japanese
officials large jars claiming
to be filled with pickled minke whale paste,
which is repulsive ground up
Queensland cockroaches . Interpol says
the despicable anti-whaling
group became annoyed
when a
Japanese whaling official , pictured above , described minke whales
as the cockroaches
of the sea .
They then ground
up cockroaches , mixed them with wombat droppings, and sent
thousands of jars to
those
defending so called scientific
whaling , including top Japanese politicians. The complimentary
jars carry labels
stating they contain South Seas
Minke Whale extract , a
favourite of Sumo
wrestlers . The unsuspecting recipients
wolfed down the yucky
stuff because of the
bogus Sumo wrestler endorsement .
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A dawn raid by the AFP on behalf of Interpol this morning on the clean cut crew of Steve Irwin only found peanut butter and tomato paste, but none of that repulsive cockroach goo sent to Japan .
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