Tuesday, April 22, 2014

LATEST ICAC SENSATION : PRINCE GEORGE SUCKED IN !!!


To   get  young  Prince  George used  to  the  Australian way  of life , he  is  sucking  wombat  milk   through  a   made-– in – China  teat  attached  to  a  former  $3000  bottle of   Grange . After a  game of footie using his  presentation  toy  Bilby  as  a ball  and   also  using  his   presentation  cricket  bat   to   repeatedly   belt   it   for  six   while  his  parents  are away  , Georgie  has  a  right  royal  thirst   and  slurps  away on  the  bottle at  Government  House .  His gin and tonic  sipping  nanny   refers  to   the  stay  in Yarralumla  as  the  Down Under  Home  on  the  Grange. George  comes  from  a long  line  of   blue blood  tipplers .  A  former  thirsty Prince of  Wales  had  a special  drop  of  port , above ,  named in his  honour in Australia . No doubt  some enterprising  vintner  will  name  a  low  alcohol  drop  after  wee  George . At  some stage in his  life, should he become  the  monarch , there will be an opportunity  for  George  to endorse  whisky as did  King  George  IV.