Thursday, April 24, 2014

AUSTRALIAN SUCKERS TO GET FABULOUS FEDERAL TREAT

CANBERRA: The kind-hearted Abbott  Government intends to  supply "Mums and Dads" with  a free  made- in- China  paddle in the May  horror  budget. Many people not  yet  eligible for  the aged  pension  and recipients of the Disability  Support Pension  are expected to band together  and   start  dragon  boat  racing  clubs.   All   this  paddling will  tone  up their   muscles  and   give  them   dignity as  they live on a healthy  diet of  boiled cane toads and  bread and  dripping . A   spokesman  for  Treasurer  Joe   Hockey  , economist  Ned Waffleburger,  defended  the  looming   government   cuts .
 
 Because  major  international corporations  and  local  companies   and   individuals  pay   so   little tax , the  average  Aussie  shit- kicker    naturally   had  to  cough  up ,  he  explained .  Local  and international  billionaires   had to be given incentives and  tax breaks   to  make more  loot in  Australia , he added . Waffleburger  said it  was  stupid to believe that the G7 and  the  expensive G20 meeting in Brisbane  would take any action  to  stop  the  monumental  tax  dodging  industry which runs into trillions of dollars  by  large corporations  who   regard  themselves as masters of  the universe  and control   the timid / gutless political  system , undermined  by corporate  media  moguls.    
The  above cartoon  sent  by one of  the many  battlers with a sense of humour  who , through her  skills  and   involvement , contributes much  to  the  community ... for  gratis .