CANBERRA: The kind-hearted Abbott Government intends to supply "Mums and Dads" with a free made- in- China paddle in the May horror budget. Many people not yet eligible for the aged pension and recipients of the Disability Support Pension are expected to band together and start dragon boat racing clubs. All this paddling will tone up their muscles and give them dignity as they live on a healthy diet of boiled cane toads and bread and dripping . A spokesman for Treasurer Joe Hockey , economist Ned Waffleburger, defended the looming government cuts .
Because major international corporations and local companies and individuals pay so little tax , the average Aussie shit- kicker naturally had to cough up , he explained . Local and international billionaires had to be given incentives and tax breaks to make more loot in Australia , he added . Waffleburger said it was stupid to believe that the G7 and the expensive G20 meeting in Brisbane would take any action to stop the monumental tax dodging industry which runs into trillions of dollars by large corporations who regard themselves as masters of the universe and control the timid / gutless political system , undermined by corporate media moguls.
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