Sunday, December 8, 2013

EXCLUSIVE : ANOTHER UFO PHOTOGRAPHED

Smelly shoes?
Yet  another  UFO  (Uppity Footwear Oddity  ) has been sighted  at  Horseshoe  Bay,  Magnetic Island . The sneakers  were   dangling  from the same  powerline  where  several months ago Little Darwin  snapped a  pair of gym boots on high, speculating that  it  could have been  footwear  dropped  by  Icarus  after  he forgot to  slap on  sunscreen when he took off for the sun and as a consequence  fell back  to earth. What  is  going  on at  Horseshoe  Bay  ? Why is  footwear  turning  flighty ? In America , a pair of  shoes hanging over  wires is taken as  a sign  that there is a crack dealer nearby .    Darwin   agronomist , Rob Wesley-Smith , visiting the  island , who  has seen some odd sights in his  life in the NT , was  intrigued  by  the  sneakers  in  earth  orbit ;  it  could  be  a  new manifestation of  Queensland   Mango Madness , he  suggested.