Sunday, December 22, 2013

COALITION SACKS SANTA !!!


The   Federal  Government’s  plan to present  each  household with a special Christmas gift - a desiccated   possum  in  a  box - has  upset  Santa  Claus. The   strange gift was the   bright idea of  the  Liberal  animal  expert, Cardboard  Banality.  Little  Darwin was  given  an  exclusive  viewing  of  the   surprise gift  package , see above, which includes an autographed copy of the Coalition’s election policy  REAL SOLUTIONS FOR ALL AUSTRALIANS , harder to understand than the Dead Sea Scrolls . National Party  farmers clubbed  and   dried out  the  possums for the  special treat. However, Santa , a  foundation  member of  the RSPCA,   took one  horrified look at  the  possums in the boxes  and refused to deliver  them ... and was sacked.  Reindeers  also  took  fright  at  the sight of  the  pulverised  possums ,bolted and scattered presents  far and wide ,so that many children  will get  nothing  in  their  stockings .