The handsome star of the new education movie , Christopher Curlew
in Cuckooland ( see preceding post
), is recovering after
being roughed up by some of his old
school chums behind the bike shed while he was
training for the annual track
and field events . He is
shown in a battered
and distressed state after the nasty attack, consoled by the Head Mistress , Bronwyn Flapper, who is sporting a cropped blue rinse , a matching twin set and a pearl choker . Police are using the new scientific art of phonetics to track down the culprits who have all gone bush , last seen gate-crashing a wedding attended by rowdy politicians singing God Save the Queen.