Monday, December 2, 2013

CELEBRITY CURLEW CLOBBERED

The  handsome star  of  the  new  education  movie , Christopher  Curlew  in  Cuckooland ( see preceding post ),  is recovering  after  being  roughed  up  by  some of  his  old  school chums   behind  the  bike  shed  while  he  was training  for  the  annual  track and  field  events .  He  is shown   in  a  battered and   distressed  state   after   the   nasty  attack,  consoled by  the Head Mistress , Bronwyn Flapper, who  is  sporting  a  cropped  blue  rinse , a  matching   twin  set  and  a  pearl  choker . Police  are  using  the new scientific   art  of  phonetics  to  track down  the  culprits  who have  all   gone  bush  , last  seen  gate-crashing   a  wedding  attended   by  rowdy  politicians  singing  God  Save  the  Queen.